Six Syllable Sunday - You Knew It Was Coming ("The Vomit Meme")

List four things you hate about vomiting.
1. I hate the panic. Right. Before.
2. I hate that my suffering sounds are a lot like my pleasure sounds. Poor hubby.
3. I hate the very end, when there’s nothing left and my 40-plus year old abs refuse to give up.
4. I hate the tastes, smells, sights, sounds of vomit, but I’d opt for daily Downloading of the Menu if it didn’t come with Incapacitating Dizziness.

You’ve been vomiting for two hours. Do you remain on the bathroom floor or opt for a basin in a comfy spot? Why?

I’m getting to the bed, cuz life ain't worth living without comfort and propriety.

What is your favorite vomit basin and why?
I like a cake pans cuz they're shallow. I don’t have to lift my head.
(Yes I plan to replace every cake pan in my house when/if this ever stops. In the meantime; no brownies for the Savant fam.)

What is your favorite euphemism for vomit?
I like Technicolor Yawn right now, but readers know I’m fond of interchangeable Shouting/Yelling and Groceries/Lunch. I also enjoy "Giving a Rainbow Speech."

You've got vomit on your hand. Do you;

A) Wipe it on your pants?

B) Rinse it in the bowl?

C) Let the dog lick it clean?

A, definitely. That's why I hated fundies insisting I wear a skirt every day.

Place an X by all the things you’ve done.
Remove the Xs from the ones you have not.
Send it to your friends (including me).

(X)Vomited on a blind date (during and ON the date)
(X) Watched someone vomit
() Vomited in Canada
( ) Vomited in Mexico
( ) Vomited in Hawaii
( ) Vomited on a plane
(X) Vomited out of your nose
( ) Vomited while lost
( ) Vomited in Washington, DC
( ) Vomited in the ocean
(X) Vomited yourself to sleep
( ) Vomited at the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Vomited something you didn’t eat
( ) Vomited on Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Vomited in the rain-naked
( ) Vomited under the mistletoe
( ) Vomited while watching the sunrise
(X) Vomited bile
( ) Vomited at the movies
( ) Vomited coins
( ) Vomited deep sea fishing
( ) Vomited in a hot air balloon
( ) Vomited sky diving
( ) Vomited jewelry
( ) Vomited snowmobiling
(X) Vomited under the stars
( ) Vomited on a cruise
( ) Vomited on a train
( ) Vomited horseback riding
( ) Vomited at Disneyland/World
( ) Vomited in a rain forest
( ) Seen whales vomit
( ) Vomited at Niagara Falls
( ) Seen an elephant vomit
(X) Vomited on a busy downtown street
( ) Seen a dolphin vomit
( ) Vomited at the Olympics
( ) Vomited on the Great Wall of China
( ) Vomited spinnaker flying
( ) Vomited while snow/water-skiing
( ) Vomited at Westminster Abbey
(X) Vomited on the stairs of a high end ladies clothing boutique
( ) Vomited at the Louvre
( ) Vomited while driving
( ) Vomited at Dairy Queen
(X)Vomited at a school dance
( ) Vomited in the Mediterranean
( ) Vomited at a MLB/NFL game