If you give a Dad a donut,
he’s gonna want a Lil Sump’thin to Dunk It In.
If he has coffee,
If he has coffee,
he might ask for Some Sweet’ner.
The sugar will rev him up,
The sugar will rev him up,
and he need to Burn Some Carbs.
When he's worked off the carbs,
When he's worked off the carbs,
the endorphins will bring him back for Seconds.
Things could get messy.
He’ll need a shower,
Things could get messy.
He’ll need a shower,
and a Shower Buddy.
When he’s sparkling clean,
he might want to Get Dirty.
He’ll gladly Put Up a Shelf.
While he’s laboring,
He’ll gladly Put Up a Shelf.
While he’s laboring,
he may need you to Help With his Tools.
All the work is going to give him An Appetite.
He’ll probably ask you to Hook Him Up with Something.
When he’s Satiated,
All the work is going to give him An Appetite.
He’ll probably ask you to Hook Him Up with Something.
When he’s Satiated,
he might enjoy A Nap, with a Nap Pal.
He’ll Rise Well-Rested
He’ll Rise Well-Rested
and be glad that you’re Near.
He might want a Lil Snack.
Offer him a Donut.
Give your man some sex for Father’s Day.
Cuz really; Who’s Your Daddy?
He might want a Lil Snack.
Offer him a Donut.
Give your man some sex for Father’s Day.
Cuz really; Who’s Your Daddy?
Your pretty awesome yourself!
ReplyDeleteHappy Fathers Day to you and Mr. Daniel Craig.. :)
Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnd way more appreciated, I'm sure, than tube socks or a tie...
Awww super sweet. Perfect for daddy's day.
ReplyDeleteDonuts=Sex?
ReplyDeleteThis is why it is so easy to make a daddy happy. Simple needs.
Need Krispy Kreme now. We'll see about the nap.
Cute! Happy father's day to your man!
ReplyDeleteTime to make the donuts!:)
That is way beyond my brain function.
ReplyDeleteNo one else would talk about Father's Day and sex in the same post.
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay, reading it with "my"eyes now I get it. he hehehhe
ReplyDeleteOnly you could write that.....fabulous!
ReplyDeleteDone!
ReplyDelete*LOL* Great blog!
ReplyDeleteHelen x
very creative!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious. I'd better go get busy with my doughnut.
ReplyDeleteCheap and easy gift for a cheap and easy gal like me! : )
ReplyDeleteMacey
that's what he wants for every birthday, father's day, and christmas....so tell me why i even bother with the friggin card?
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Excellent suggestion.
ReplyDeleteOff to do that real soon.
Will give him the option:
A big bacon sandwich,
Or a hot chubby wife.
Not sure which he will choose.
Dear Mother,
ReplyDeleteThe following are all the ways to contact me before posting about your vag, your "eet, eert, eet, eert" (sound it out, you'll get it) or any other miscellaneous thing a daughter should not have to read about her mother.
1. by phone
2. by texting to my phone
3. by e-mail
4. by Facebook
5. by Twitter
6. by letter, this will have to be done a few days before the post obviously.
Feel free to use one or all of these next time.
Lurve, Darling
Stopping by to say hi from a SITSsta. :)
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha ha ha ha @ Darling. She's such a lovely daughter, reminds me of a dragon I own myself.
ReplyDeleteMama had asked you if donut = sex...well...it's round and it has a hole. nuff said?
Hope you had a good one...
Literally.
if you give a mouse a cookie.. niiice! because thats all he wants, not the pancake, not the tie, not the cards, he wants the cookie. always the cookie.
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