Preconceptions Preserved

Stereotype Reinforcement Training

Where:

Walmart

When:

1st of Every Month

What:

Link cards, food stamps, government checks

Who:

toothless rednecks,

nearly toothless hillbillies,

people with rotten teeth,

hateful Pentecostal women,

people who smell of cigarettes,

people who smell of B.O.,

people who smell of cigarettes and B.O.,

working alcoholics,

hangover sufferers,

victims of regrettable tats,

groping couples,

disheveled SAHMs,

prudish homeschoolers,

priggish homeschoolers,

tribes of sickly-looking prim homeschoolers,

cantankerous geezers,

women with wedgies,

men with huge guts and ill-fitting shirts,

welfare mamas with dirty babies,

welfare mamas with too many dirty babies,

welfare mamas with too many babies’ daddies,

obese women in power chairs,

smokers on oxygen,

stoners,

gamers,

meth-head toothpicks,

hoochie mamas,

wannabee cowboys,

wannabee black guys who’re white,

wannabee somebodies who’re nobodies,

plastic girls,

mean girls,

spoiled b*tches,

screaming babies,

whining children,

insolent tweens,

slutty teen girls,

obnoxious teen boys,

bull dikes,

prancing h’mos,

women who aren’t aging well,

women who need better lighting in their bathroom,

women who need tweezers and/or bleach crème,

peacocks,

guys in manopause,

sugar daddies,

cougars,

studs,

duds,

Bubbas,

Barbies,

kids in urbanwear,

drama queens,

drag queens,

slow walkers,

loud talkers,

the unwashed,

the overdone,

camo wearers,

cleavage sharers,

ass-crack bearers,

short-tempered moms,

inattentive moms,

over achiever moms,

clueless dads,

jobless dads,

non-custodial dads,

people who read entire magazines at WalMart,

people who wait to make poop at WalMart.

Get out much?

Way to wreck it for us.

That morning was our date night.

Who's supporting YOUR prejudices at the 'mart?