Vlad is Blog Again for Viewing of Your Pleasure and Much of Laughing. Catching of Title, No?

Kel is no to blog. Kel is MIA to blog. Which not spells Mia as of girl name but spell Lazy Kel so is Vlad blog.

You read loud to self and you know English is good and you love Vlad for the making of funny.

Kel is no funny. Kel is worry of school and bother of kitchen fixing. Kel is complain of life in toilet like trash is white in the south she say.
Trash white, trash white she say.

I tell her chipboard is rich man’s floor. She is shutting of me up always.

I am thinking Kel is consumerist fool to be wanting of kitchen faucet that no have rust but I don’t mention for Kel is making of potato soup of excellence.
Let her be cooking and talking with bigness of voice over trash that is white.

You not miss Kel when Vlad blog.

She read books for children. She write papers of many words to impress lady professor. She complain of sore dupa saying Writer’s Rump and Scribbler’s Seat.
Funny! I pretend to her but in head I think not.

To shut of the up is good for getting of more potato soup and the kielbasa of Poland.

I say to Kel don’t home-work.
Look at Vlad. He speak the English goodly and impress the ladies.
Vlad go to grade of three and leave school to work mongering the fish.
Now look Vlad. Vlad is blog.
Who is more of smartness than blogging Vlad? No one.

Kel say shutting of the hole for pie is good.

She say don’t smoke pay for your own Twizzlers flush every time don’t leave fish on cushion of sofa.

Where to put fish? If Vlad sit on sofa fish must be near for the eating.

Is Vlad fault her cat pets ate fish? Is Vlad fault to clean up kitty get sick? Vlad leave the sickness of kitty on carpet. Is fish still. Kitty will glad be of eating that again.

She say VLAD in big voice and she say do a post of guest for to be useful.

I look to file of ideas and find chalk outline of once blog funny. So I begin by tell you Kel is no blog.

Kel is go to community college and saying the necks of all who are there is red. She say it is college of community like on the television a school-shaped toilet.

Billy is family name I am thinking and the people of the family all is named Hill.
Hill Billy she say. Hill Billy.
She see him everywhere she go. She scowl and spit with hating for the necks of all who are red and Hill Billy.

She complain the family and peoples of Hill Billy is lazy and not smart with the writing of words. Kel ask why she worry about school when she think she now is in class for a bus that is short.

She no funny. She mad about school and say education for people of south is few tile.

Kel is of an a** with tightness since her school starting. She is to be relax or will have pain of heart and be clutching long breast of oldness as did my Babica.

Babica is woman of glorious in village. Babica is bushy on sideburns like your handsome Wolverine. Moustache thick like Stalin and pride of family.

When Babica talk it is always with voice of bigness it frighten grown men. Not Dedek.

Dedek love Babica with much love and say her voice of bigness come from cigars and vodka.
And he is much often of funniness to Babica.
She laugh and hit him with pan of frying. He say words to her in private language of love. Duke’s Bag he call her and Dee Bag he say. He tell her of a giant vagina that she have.
She laugh and hit. This mean she love.

If Dedek bleed she send me with mule for fetching of Teta Gert. Then they are drinking of much vodka with singing and crying. In the end they always sew and fix the head of my Dedek to hit again a day of nother.

I can tell it is love game as Dedek groan the groan of love, flexing strong muscle of jaw. He look at Babica with eyebrow low and pursing of lips and say curse of kiddingness. He has so much of happiness he cry the tear of joy many times.

Dedek love so much he want to hire help for working Babica. I see him sneaking in dark to barn with maid from village. She is wife of goat man.
He say is interview for job of Babica helping girl. Planning of surprise he say. He make shh to say it is of secret plan.

Maid from village is many times interviewing at the barn but is never enough of good for job. Poor girl had many large teeth of brown and yellow. No moustache and not acceptable.
I am thinking it is because of brassiere. Babica say woman with brassiere is woman of shame. Two times it was Dedek wanting to get brassiere off when I spy them starting interview as walking to barn in dark.

I know Babica is real woman. She tell me real woman have breasts of naturally long and armpit hair like man for warmth and protection from bedbug.
All real woman in family have moustache of healthiness like Mussolini. It is part of family crest with vodka bottle. There is also glass eye and small pock.

Babica tell story of family crest that bring eyes to my tears as you say.
Dedek complain is bullsh*t. Babica hit.
Dedek say say is ranting. Before Vlad knowing of good speaking English hope that ranting is mean wonderful of story.
Dedek say ranting, ranting, ranting often when Babica is near and telling of the story of crest.
There is hitting and much loud saying of love words. BIG VAGINA he says with loudness.

Oh is love.