One Is Number Of Most Loneliness You Ever Will Be Seeing

Vlad is back for to make happiness to you again. Many blog readingers has been asking for to Vlad; Come Back!
Vlad is like Lays Potatoes Ship; you are not for having just one (also Vlad salty and greasy - is bonus).

Kel is off again. She is to say many times post, post, post for the doing of something of usefulness.
She is to scream about bill paying and way making and not of noticing Vlad’s contribute.

She is not to care when Vlad is telling her of Erica Cane delighting the peoples of Pine Valley with her antics. She is not wanting for opportunities of glorious hair and clear skin and clean colon. She is not understanding that BET and CMT is for making of better English speaking Vlad to a hipper one of the peoples.

She say only TV court is daytime television of worthiness then when watching she is still complaining is trash of whiteness necks of red and idiots. She says fat girl you were played not knowing Vlad is having savviness now. PlayAH, Vlad knows, is smooth man of charmingness to the ladies for getting gold chains and cell phone plan, free trips and getting to be baby daddy many times.

She is turn off TV and not care Vlad is still on sofa and wishing to keep it on always. She is doing daycare vacuum laundry and work of house.

She cook much meat for doctor of Atkins of whom she is often complaining and is never having here for meal. She cook meat of boston BUTT and laugh at Boston Terrier dog of nervousness. She say rib EYE is good, and pork CHOP. Then she is grimace when Vlad say niceness would be the having of lamb BRAIN or KIDNEYS.

She say Vlad go to his own people for that.
That is not funniness.
Kel is knowing already that American police of uniform take Vlad from driving with vodka and now Vlad no more for getting around.

Vlad stay home and more Kel is to scream about bill paying and way making and not of noticing Vlad’s contribute

Vlad company to her cat pets of preciousness for what she could be glad.
Kel is much for cat-ladiness but don’t tell I say you so.
She is for buying and making of toys for cats and treating. There is time of playing and brushing when Vlad can see the need of cats is just to be leaving alone for sleep.

Is certain Vlad think same like cats. Vlad is now sleep of day awake at night and watching television for Girls of Wildness and juicer. TV of colon cleansing and body shaper on women of fullness is for fascinating the eyes.

Vlad is no more of calling to make friend with TV beauty as Mr. Savant see minutes on phone and did much talking to Kel with lowness of voice and furrowed brow. Now Kel say to Vlad no more phone. Planmaster is not for the liking of much minutes of phone sects on his bill.

So Vlad is stuck with none of driving none of drama in daytime, none of phone. What to do but sleep with pets on sofa?

Vlad is comrade to kitties which is much of need, for kitties and Vlad is much similar – off couch only for to get food and pee.
Kel say no more peeing in Funyun bag, even when Funyun bag most convenient and crumbs very absorb. Vlad very neat hardly to make dripping and wiped nearly dry with blanket. Kel is poor hostess and snob to have no containers for the urine of handiness to guests.
It is not over, for she have much houseplants and is not paying of always attention.

Kitties have happiness for Vlad getting of sardines and sharing.
Kel being busy of reading books for to be brown-nosing student at online academy that is school-shaped toilet. Too much busyness for to see sardines is gone.
Too much busyness for to thank Vlad when he call the Mr. Savant at his Big American Prison to page him when sardines is gone and for to tell the officer it is URGENT Mr. Chaplain is to CALL FOR HIS HOME is MATERIAL OF LIVE OR DEATH!

Kel not for thanking Vlad.
Mr. Savant not for thanking Vlad.

Federal Bureau of Prisoning in America not taking seriously the running out of sardines for Vlad is houseguest and for kitties.

Do not question Kel or Mr. Chaplain Savant if no pants is EMERGENCY when sardines and having of them is gone.

Put on pants and get self to store. Vlad is certain of that now, like crystal of clearness when many angry thick neck people of uniforms arrive in white vans, battering rams and spraying liquid fire to eyes and Kel screaming from office in words of many asterisks.
Vlad’s track suit of soft velour still stinking of pepper spray and crap.

How you say; fairabout is turn play. Teaching of Savant’s lesson will come. Vlad no call for helpfulness. Let family suffer for having none of sardines and see sad faces on kitties who return to licking of cushions on sofa where Vlad’s sleep liquids leave crust of dryness.

All is mess when Kel treat Vlad as embarrassment to family. One is loneliness number, but it is better much than being treated as number two.