"Looking on the Bright Side with Kel" was going to be a Savant original.
I thought it’d be a great themed post. My goal was to tell you what things suck the least, despite the stack of odds against me.
I planned to use my stellar powers of observation and share pearls of wisdom in that ever-cheerful way of mine.
Remember my ever-cheerful way?
Well you can forget about it.
Turns out; the glass is not only half-empty, it’s fly-specked and chipped.
I got a Kindle for my bday. I’m also the proud owner of a new iPod touch.
How do you spell sedentary?
Since we last talked I’ve had several life-changing revelations, none of ‘em worth sharing.
There’s been upheaval in the Savant household, but I won’t bore you.
You want more about the kitties, but even they fail to inspire posts.
(Darling HATES Vlad’s posts. Imagine.)
So I've got nothing.
Still; I sat down at the computer and in no time I was writing.
It was a “To Do” list.
If he doesn’t get busy I’m going to have to Do stuff.
I hate doing stuff.
“Get on with it,” I told myself gruffly.
And as quick as a wink I realized; I need a snack.
Before you can say “carbotose” I was sorting laundry in my mind while reclining on the patio.
After a short break for some TiVo 'n Me time, I knew I was ready.
For a shower.
All of a sudden it came to me; I should paint the blah-blah for the yadayadaya.
I remembered why I hate spray paint.
But I digress.
It's how I roll.
I really ought to be more organized when it comes to time management and project completion.
I figured my best bet would be ooo, shiny…
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