Insecurities overcome by right thinking, disguised by good looks, charming personality, and an incredible sense of humor.
A creamy center of brilliance coated with crispy sweetness and unbridled humility.
What you’ve got here is The Smartest Woman in the Universe and one of the Best People in All the World.
I’m known by those closest to me to be colorful and flashy.
I’m an successful businesswoman and inventor.
I’ve used an inherited fortune to achieve a national reputation in the motion picture and aviation industries.
You think they’d figure me out by now and learn how to manage me.
In real life I never draw breath, and I’ve had just about all I can take of myself.
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
Unprovided with original learning, uninformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write.
From this point forth, we shall be leaving the firm foundation of fact and journeying together through the murky marshes of memory into thickets of wildest guesswork. From here on in, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.